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After the event concluded, the speaker went over to thank his benefactor and return the spare parts.
Practice with them seven hours a day, alternating yo-yo's on the hour.Rollerskate up and down the hallway.Q: There are three third grade girls, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.When the pastors youngest son, Peter, received his plate he started eating straight away.Everybody knew that Pastor Jones was never paid much, so it was no surprise that when he died his family could not pay for the funeral. .All you have to do is add it up, like the priest said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer.The Preachers Lament If I express myself on a subject, Im trying dennis dream woman wanted divorced to run things.The village vicar stopped by to bless the familys work, saying, May you and God work together to make this the farm of your dreams!The young man hits his eight iron and puts the ball on the green.The chairman of the finance committee grumpily declared that the meeting could not go forward because they were one person shy of a quorum.A man never worries about the future - until he gets a wife.Moses says, This time, you can get it yourself!Next time you should concentrate on your shaving and cut your sermon.Ill start washing when Im older.The New Baby After the birth of his baby brother, a little boy was thoroughly annoyed at all of his crying and screaming.While eating this humble meal, Mother Teresa looks down into Hell and sees the inhabitants devouring huge steaks, lobsters, pheasants, pastries and fine wines.One for you, one for me The old man whispered, Boy, youve been tellin me the truth.The Christian barber had been thinking he should share his faith with his customers more, and one night in pryer he decided to witness to the first customer who walked in the next morning.He bent over and whispered to the man, Sir!
Buy Lays potato chips with all your money.
So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the house.

Tell your roommate that they're for the Sandman.
Asked the lady at the counter.